So long, deck. We're tearing you apart today. Good riddance, splintering rotting wood.

Bon voyage, nail heads who poke my bare feet.

Catch ya later, incomplete broken lattice.

Your sunny location will soon be occupied by garden beds and a potato tower. Farewell!

We would be more than happy for assistance this weekend. Locals who wield pry bars alongside us can be repaid in cooking/gardening advice, farm fresh eggs, beer, and grub. Stop on by!